MIT fails to attract time-travellers

A STUDENT blow out on the campus of MIT, which hoped to attract time-travellers, was a great success, the organisers said.

The event, which was advertised by leaving messages to the future, hoped to end speculation about whether time travel was possible, by inviting would be time lords and their assistants to a decent shindig.

Unfortunately while organisers say the party, with its lectures on time travel, alcohol and early 21st Century music was a great success, no confirmed time-travellers actually showed up.

Organisers are continuing to advertise the party on the internet in the hope that due to some time paradox, a traveller will visit them in the past an make the event even better.

However, it is possible that if time travel does exist, temporal tourists might have been warned off MIT. It is obviously a very silly place. See here. µ