IT workers are sexy, say brothel keepers

AN EXHAUSTIVE scientific study conducted by The INQUIRER has found that IT nerds make the best customers for the brothel keepers of Las Vegas. And IT salesmen come a close second.

The results of this study will shock many. There's a common assumption that IT salesmen are the biggest, er, 'solutions providers', in the world. But, it transpires, IT nerds - the half man half desk creatures that make up the hacker, cracker and slacker communities - are the most self indugent of all.

The study was conducted by interviewing the nearest legal brothel owner we could find in Nevada as paying for sex is illegal in Las Vegas. Well, taking someone out to the pictures, followed by an expensive meal, isn't. But overtly choosing a cheaper payment method for sex is.

We spoke to Debbie, the manageress of the Chicken Ranch Brothel, on Homestead Road in the quaintly named town of Pahrump. Debbie told the INQUIRER that techies make the best customers. Sadly, the IT crowd are a bit conventional. "Some of their conventions have 200,000 atttendees. I have to say the techies do the best!" she gasped.

But... here's the important question. Are the IT bods creative? Are the black hatters into anything gothic and dramatic? Are the white hatters into anything earthy? They're not brown hatters are they?

No, says Debbie. "They follow the convention. Men are men!"

So there you have it. The IT industry creates sex maniacs, but boring, off-the-shelf commodity, vanilla sex maniacs. No value added, out the box, kinky bastards.

As an industry, we must try harder if we are to remain competitive! µ