We twa hae run about the braes, And pu'd the gowans fine. - Robert Burns
But now, courtesy of the wacky web auction site that allows you to buy the longest French Fry in the world, or a severed finger, you can have a stab at buying it, whatever it isn't.
The man selling "nothing" says that people will buy anything on Ebay, and so now he's selling nothing.
He won't ship anything to you at all if you top the current bid of $1,000,100. Here. ยต
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[That's enough Ebay links, Ed.]