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British voles facing extinction

Buy the missus a mink
Monday, 11 December 2006, 13:30
THE WATER VOLE is facing extinction in Britain.

The wet rodent's numbers have been decimated in recent years mainly by predatory mink.

One possible solution that strikes us might be to buy the missus a mink coat for Giftmas. Make sure the pelts for the coat come from wild mink fished up in British canals.

L'INQ
The British Vole Appreciation Society

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