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Voles overrun Novell stronghold

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By our Natural History correspondent
Tue May 09 2006, 11:45
A PLAGUE OF VOLES is afflicting Novell territory with a senior boffin warning that a Pied Piper might be required to lead the rodents to their final nemesis.

According to this report, the voles are in Utah, they're fat, they're slow and they're not afraid of people.

Vole-ji One resident tried using anti-mice stuff but the voles just snorted and went back to designing the next version of their operating system. µ

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