ATI prepares 130 termination notices - source

IT HAS BEEN brought to our attention that a man with an axe has been hired by one-time graphics chip maker ATI.

The hooded fellow is preparing to strike at 130 necks on October 27th, it appears.

And it seems his services will be retained for future scheduled appearances.

Chip makers, floggers and shufflers at the company worried about their positions there are advised to contact IT, to see if their names are on the list of accounts to be disabled. µ