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Battle royal breaks out between Nvidia and Intel

Prams thrown off roofs in Satan Clara
Monday, 28 January 2008, 18:23

WORD REACHES me from a number of different sauces that Nvidia and Intel are now in the worst relationship they’ve never really had.

Not that things have always been love and kisses between Intel and Nvidia in any case.

Y’remember a few years back when Fudo Abazovic, formerly of INQ fame but now Mr Fudzilla, was cast into the darkness because he upset Nvidia? After that, Nvidia wouldn’t talk to him any more, and to the best of our knowledge that’s still the case.

Apparently Intel has now become a “virtual Fudo” as far as Nvidia is concerned and its execs have been ordered to treat Chipzilla as a far greater enemy than ATI/AMD.

The reason? It’s the man from Larrabee, y’remember, the man who has too many notches on his gun. [You fule, Adamson. That’s the man from Laramie. Ed.] µ

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Geez

Don't these tech companies ever learn.
They may get lucky and get a punch in to the face of Intel, but then Intel simply smiles turns it on and they get beaten to a bloody pulp. They are like Bruce Lee of the tech world for pete's sake.

This won't end pretty. Just ask DAMMIT.

I am going to go make some popcorn now. This should be fun.



posted by : James, 28 January 2008 Complain about this comment
Sauces?

"me from a number of different sauces"

Are you talking to your spaghetti again?

posted by : Dave, 28 January 2008 Complain about this comment
But

That probably says a lot more about the state of AMD/ATI than it says about Intel...

posted by : Spiffy Raccoon!, 28 January 2008 Complain about this comment
Ok...

This could be the least informative article I have ever read.

posted by : Dennis, 28 January 2008 Complain about this comment
FUD!

I'm still lamenting the cancellation of the man from U.N.C.L.E.

U.N.C.L.E. HQ has four levels: The HQ is designed as a fortress hidden in the center of a block of buildings. The roof has radar, a laser beam weapon, a helipad and communication antennas, disguised as billboards, that have a world-wide reach... 

No I must be thinking about INQ Central's Sanyo Solar Array.

In any case, we must insist that only the Queen's English be abused here, for we simply can not savvy a fathom ken for either Nvidian or Intellish rant and raves.

In any case, the only Fudo we have to Fud is Fudo, himself!


posted by : Karlsbad, 28 January 2008 Complain about this comment
Who's the third side?

A battle royal needs three sides.

posted by : Lawrence D'Oliveiro, 29 January 2008 Complain about this comment
Yippee

Fight! Fight! Fight!.


posted by : Drew, 29 January 2008 Complain about this comment
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