Would you know a bottom if you saw one? - Kevin Delaney, WSJ
We thought this might have been due to the fact that we were reading the article at 4AM, but no. And the pictures do not lie.
The brilliant part of the translated article was the reader's poll, where you have the choice of suggesting what is the most important thing in the whole nuclear debate, as you can see below:

We only hope that no government official used this translator to calclulate the number of nuclear powerplants China has. ยต