10GHz, 30TB Viewsonic AMD machine is bee's knees

A MACHINE from Viewsonic advertised on the Amazon site will give you a staggering 10GHz Athlon CPU, has a 2000MB DIMM and a 30000GB IDE hard drive.

What's more, the $2,312.95 machine uses DOS, weighs 14.00 hundredths pounds and usually ships in one to two business days.

The machine has attracted some rave [shorely raving? Ed.] reviews. One reviewer said he woke up in a chair with lots of plugs in his body and Orpheus told him that he was inside the Viewsonic machine. He said that when the 30TB computer was invented it downloaded the whole world. He wrote this review from an Internet caff in the Viewsonic machine, he said.

Another reviewer comments that the odour creation card is a wonderful feature, while another said when he plugged it in, his local nuclear power plant provided him with the juice necessary to work the machine. Even though it eventually burnt down half of his house, his computer stayed safe.

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