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Vibrating USB device causes a stir

10-speed stocking filler
Thu Dec 04 2003, 01:55
THE MATRIX VIBE is a newly available USB device the like of which we have not come across before.

The red plastic device attaches to any handy USB port, yet promises pleasure beyond measure.

As the website's publicity material reads: "Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe".

One happy user is claimed to have told the site: "I was so surprised when we plugged it into my laptop. It's great! The different vibration settings mean I can change the buzz it gives my button in a flash."

We censored the next bit, but she adds: "I could feel it even in my nipples".

A Londoner, though evidently satisfied with the gadget's performance, tempered her enthusiasm with the rider: "Be warned though the USB cable is just for power there is no remote control by computer."

Shame. µ

L'INQ
We have the URL somewhere and may be persuaded to dig it out for a fiver.

UPDATE
Ok, ok. Here it is: http://www.blissbox.com/store/detail.asp?productid=1516.

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