Vibrating USB device causes a stir

The red plastic device attaches to any handy USB port, yet promises pleasure beyond measure.

As the website's publicity material reads: "Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe".

One happy user is claimed to have told the site: "I was so surprised when we plugged it into my laptop. It's great! The different vibration settings mean I can change the buzz it gives my button in a flash."

We censored the next bit, but she adds: "I could feel it even in my nipples".

A Londoner, though evidently satisfied with the gadget's performance, tempered her enthusiasm with the rider: "Be warned though the USB cable is just for power there is no remote control by computer."

Shame. µ

L'INQ
We have the URL somewhere and may be persuaded to dig it out for a fiver.

UPDATE
Ok, ok. Here it is: http://www.blissbox.com/store/detail.asp?productid=1516.