Last week in the Hermit's Cave

Time wasters: Skaffman, Tigger, Redbaron, Flashman, Basil, Frnht451, Spinola, Urigagarin, Tamealien, Dsmithinq

New posters: Ifmu, Joep, Liveevil, Spanner, Roah, Cstavaru, Peaceworld

Quote of the week Flashman: "I'm just a girl who can't say no."

Word Association The Cave's most essential thread. If you read nothing else, read this.

SOTD The Cave's handy selection of the Wibbly Wobbly Web's "best" sites.

Joke of the Weak The evil Dr Spinola's to blame for this one...

Quiz of the day Do you know your arse from your elbow?

Pet hate of the day What's upset the Cave this week?

More News just in... This week's instalment of the "Real World". Turns out it's even sillier than the Cave most of the time.

Quiz of the day This week's quizzes. What do you know about Jeffmas?

Picture of the day Anyone for Earth Erotica?

Yule OOFG The Cave's attempt to organise Jeffmas drinks in London. 100 posts, and they still don't know when or where they're going! I sometimes get the feeling that this lot couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.

December WM-OOFG Three posts, and it's done. Time, date and place. Now this lot ARE professional drinkers.

I WANT I WANT I WANT Tigger wants this for JEFFmas. He didn't say if it was the machine or the rider he was most interested in...

PunWatch Started as a rant about spam and adware, switched to downloading music, then SKAFFMAN (yes, it was you) started the bad composer puns. At post 81 he returned to say "oh, bloody hell, I do believe I'm still pissed". A poor excuse.

What mouse do you use? No, I don't know why Redbaron asked this either.

The origin of wibble A poll about the UN turned into a discussion on wibble. Seems Viz may be to blame for the Cave's favourite word.

More wibble Wibble must be included on all polls in the Cave. The winner over "turnip" by a huge margin.

And what else went on? Goating, Flashy's looking for a house, Spinola complaining about Lotus notes, politics, Jeffmas Parties...

This summary was brought to you by copious quantities of whisky.

Oh, and Doctor Spinola still can't get broadband.

Hermit's Quotable Quotes

"All bush Bushes or is it (Bush bushes?) need to be pruned frequently or they turn into a form of backsliding yellow rose of Texas."