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Chipzilla still rampaging through quiet American town

Batten down the hatches
Thursday, 16 October 2003, 13:37
WE CONTINUE to receive disturbing reports that Chipzilla is on the rampage in Edwardsville, Illinois distributing pamphlets and harassing passers-by.

Chipzilla-rides-into-town-demanding-justice-and-chips-for-all The pamphlet reads:

On October 15, the Madison County Court will hear a motion to Compel in the class action suit against Intel, Gateway and H-P (Neubauer et al. v. Intel et al.)

Intel, Gateway and H-P convinced America that the Pentium 4 was a Faster, better computer.

It Wasn't.

Intel, Gateway and H-P sold all of us billions of dollars of Pentium 4s, which were slow, buggy and worthless.

There is a word for this:
Fraud

We deserve justice for Intel, Gateway and H-P's illegal actions and fraudulent advertising.

Learn more about the real Intel at:
www.chipzilla.com

If you live in Edwardsville and are able to grab a word with the big green monster, tell him we'd like to buy him a beer. ยต

See also:
The case against BAPCo.

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