Everywhere Girl - the partial story

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Girl goes back to school with Gateway and Dell
It's that Dell, Gateway girl again
Dell girl makes re-appearance, strikes lucky again

INQUIRER Girl, briefly
Back to school with the INQUIRER girl

Dell Girl again
It's that Dell girl again, again
Germans can stick tongues out on passport photos
Dell, Gateway, UPS, actuary, Calumet, INQ girl uses Visa
Dell girl spotted on Redmond campus
Dell girl goes to Brown College

Everywhere Dell girl
Everywhere Dell girl appears in Germany
Dell girl forces Rust job reprieve

Everywhere Girl, finally
Everywhere Girl continues worldwide domination
Everywhere Girl defects from Dell to HP
Everywhere Girl goes on holiday with the BBC

Challenging pretenders
Laughing Kids from Hell displace Everywhere Girl
Laughing Kids from Hell no match for Everywhere Girl

On her travels
Everywhere Girl tips up at Minnesota bank
Everywhere Girl goes to Canada

Honoured
INQ presents gongs of the year

Travelling again
Everywhere Girl joins US Government
Everywhere Girl gets religion
Curse of Everywhere Girl hits IDF
Everywhere Girl falls asleep in museum

Mixed up
Everywhere Girl gets all mixed up
Everywhere Girl jigsaw winners announced

Everywhere Gal
Everywhere Gal migrates to Canada

Drops out, hits the road again
Everywhere Girl becomes college dropout
Everywhere Girl travels Greyhound
Everywhere Girl is lost forever
Everywhere Girl makes it to CNN
Everywhere Girl pops pills for extra energy
Everywhere Girl goes to Russia

To be continued... µ