Maybe the Great Satan of Hardware could take these folks up on their offer and call the kid, Dell Boy. Or perhaps the unfortunate could be called the Cisco Kid.
This somewhat beats the slaphead who wants the Intel Inside logo engraved on his noddle, we reckon.
A Mr Jason Black and a Ms Frances Schroeder appear to be perfectly serious and claim to have placed the offer on eBay and Yahoo.
Or is just a hoax, unlike said slaphead? µ
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