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Surely the glory of journalism is its transience - Malcolm Muggeridge
Chavtastic Macbook hits the shop
TWENTY THOUSAND quid for a sMacbook air! The “Golden Age” sWacbook is encrusted with "Crystallised SwarovskiT Elements" each showered in 24k gold from underneath.
Each one took a week to make. What? A whole week? It must be art. They’ve knocked out twenty. That’s £400,000 revenue.
The makers reveal that it is not just Apple but that they are also “working with products from a number of well known companies such as Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Eidos and Carphone Warehouse.” And they breathlessly declare that they have many celeb clients.
If you are in London, they are showing one off in Selfridges on March 18th.
If you spot a Golden Age on Ebay, please let us know. µ
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I'll never buy one.
Basically, England's answer to white trash.
Oh come on please stop with the stupid made up words already, your articles are overrunning the ratio of real-words to fake ones! What the hell is a Chavtastic? sMacbook and not sWac...whatever, this needs to stop, your site reads like...well, nothing because you can't read it because your the only ones who know what the hell these words mean.

AT adds: Wimble snese, mahoop.

wibble, snese & mahoop?

Obviously, I'm wibbling now, and if I say something that almost, but doesn't quite, make sense, I'll be making snese.

Dunno about mahoop though - that's me getting old, I guess.
I agree with Asphyxiated..
Your site may well contain up to date information but reading it is another story.., get over yourself and actually do some decent journalism/writing..

AT adds: Learn to type and maybe we will.