Queen to release Christmas speech on Podcast

HER MADGE, Queen Elizabeth II has decided to release her Christmas speech as a podcast this year.

Her most Royal Majesty will send you a copy of the speech for free if you order in advance from http://www.royal.gov.uk.

Internet users can also view One's speech online with a text version will be posted on the royal website.

The speech itself was filmed at Southwark Cathedral in London and her Majesty wore a green dress for the occasion we hear. µ.

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