Wibbleware™® launches Spindows™®, Bukkake 2000™®

Spindows™®, incorporating Bukkake Inside™®, is an emission critical operating system that brings Fun to the Enterprise (FTTE), while Bukkake 2000™® is a fully dysfunctional server family.

Spindows™® takes the fundamental power of the Spinola User Interface (SUI™®) to deliver Wibbleware™® at high speeds to the desktop.

Said Dr Augusto Spinola™®, SUI spin doctor at SWET: "Gone are the days of Wobbleware™® now Wibbleware™® is with us. Spindows™® will become a byword for every paradigm that needs shifting, or any emission that needs the critical power of Eyecandy." Bukkake 2000™® takes advantage of the power of the NET to deliver solid dysfunctional performance to servers. Using highly unique disparallelism, servers will spill food and drinks into your lap twenty four by seven, by 365, except in a leap year. In a leap year, the waiters are given a day off.

Esther Tiger, NET marketing director, said: "Bukkake 2000™® is an indispensable component in the worldwide move to industry standards and corporate computing. By utilising the power of Bukkake™®, dysfunction is now available to all Wibbleware™® users, at their fingertips, on the top of their laps and even on their coffee tables."

Eva Glass, CEO of Others Ink, which makes over 55 per cent of PCs for the global marketplace, said: "There's no doubt that harnessing the dysfunction of Bukkake 2000™® along with the sheer power of Spindows™®, Trash Cans for Spindows ™® everywhere will benefit. Others Ink has already implemented Spindows™® in a world-wide roll out while we are evaluating Bukkake™® as a future implementation for laptops everywhere."

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