Drashek buster tips up

It's hard to tell at first glance, but I think there is an elaborate and effective flame somewhere in there.

lawl

i've got to the point where it only takes the first 2 words to make me skip down to the bottom of a comment where it says "Drashek"

This was an Ulti-eheadline.
Meanwhile, back on the farm, I can hardly believe the plan to attach giant propellers across Blighty. They're actually going to move the island (hopefully closer to Bermuda triangle or Hawaiissippi).
http://www.computing.co.uk/pitstop/energy/
Get Your Kit at dotINQ, and avoid the rush.

Well, that Mike Mageekster is certainly a cheeky devil! Not only has he been sending those incomprehensible missives under the Drashek name all these years, but now he's had his homeys at his new site code up a Firefox filter for 'em. My hat's off to you, Mike!

I would blame Charlie, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't really know how to code.

if ever there was a reason to switch to firefox, this is it

Old Geezer. 

Thanks! You did what you could with what you could. Someone else will have to do the Opera extension, and I hope they do. If you have a mental break through, and can do the Opera one, then wonderful. If not, then no guilt. You have already done so much more than the rest of us. I think the pain behind my eyeballs is subsiding already.

Dude, this is the greatest invention since sliced bread!!

It's people like this geezer that make the world a better place!

This is hilarious. I've often found myself halfway through reading a Drashek post, struggling to figure out what the hell it is saying, then the reaization hits me, "Wait a minute, did Drashek write this??" Bah! Skip to next comment.

I admire the effort you've made with the plugin, but realistically he'll simply start calling himself "Dreshak" or some other non-sense.

As a charlatan doctor and long term sufferer of Acquired Drashek Disassociation Syndrome, I welcome any form of relief that can be offered.

ADDS is a serious form of anxiety disorder that unusually has a destructive physical component, namely, the rapid killing of brain cells and a permanent lowering of IQ. Independent studies have shown that the average reader of "Drashek" originated or inspired messages suffer a 0.001 IQ point drop per minute of reading. This rate of IQ loss doubles if the reader actually attempts to comprehend what is being communicated.

Symptoms of ADDS include sentences and thoughts that go round and round and round and round like a puppy chasing it's tail, or nonsensical jumping from one seemingly random, irrelevant thought to another and motor control difficulties that result in indiscriminate usE of haph@zard lett3rs i(n the m!d4le of w0rds and sentences, as well as drooling from the side of the mouth.

My only concern at using such an add-on, would be security. I am certain it would be a highly effective tool in the hands of terrorists and other malcontents in our community. Can you imagine the harm to the general population of an add-on that changed all text on every webpage into Drashek-like ramblings?
In light of this possibility, I will only use this add-on if it has been peer reviewed to make certain it is free of malicious intent. 

Thankyou for your work, and I look forward to updates.

Adnoctum Drashek Von Physician M.D

And Karlsbad too, makes this site even more entertaining.



some geezer


errrrrrrrrrrrrrm what exactly is it you dont understand about drashek's comments ?? how has he offended you, personally i find he makes some very valid points, quite involved and technical, yes, but the inqu is a techy/geeky publication.

is he screwing your wife/mother/dog/sister/brother or something ?? awwwwwwwww c'mon some geezer do tell :O)

i hear lithium is quite good for dillusions lol.

no wait, 'some geezer',ahhhhh, i see, you dont know who you are, you poor thing O_o

This is hilarious. In a totally good way of course... I can't stand trying to read those Drashek comments... What really sucks is when you're just going down the list and you start reading what seems to be a normal comment, if biased, and then the last two sentences are Drashekian nonsensical crap instead of what should be the sentences that complete the thought. And of course then you finally notice the "signed T.Drashek" or however he signed for the day. Makes you wish you could wring a virtual Drashek neck or something. Soon I can envision someone making a flash game involving killing and torture of a character named Drashek.

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we love drashek don`t we?
In spite of claiming we want him gone, I believe we all read drashek's posts in a compulsive way. 
My head hurts.. 

posted by : nick, 20 April 2008
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My head hurts too Nick.

So I'm minority, the underdog and all that. Drashek actually makes me laugh, I twist my head around the insanly labirynthine(is that a word?) sentences and it's like a good work out or something. Needless to say I never exercise.

leave the poor guy alone, his comments are amusing. they seem to be more coherent than they once were at that. either that or i've learned how to read them better. :O

404 Error!

I need my Ultie-Shield!

Was the rush to download it just too much for BT to handle?

very much sir. i wonder why they let him write out? i thought patients in mental hospitals dont have internet. he must have had the ability to sense the "waves" and "vibrations" in his head and connect wirelessly

If you look closely you'll see this letter was written by ?Karlsbad, Whom I dare say has as many troubles interconnecting words as self.

Best use of KILLFILTERS for names would be all except Mike Magee. as Magee has grasp of future. It must be Pure Part of Prophet that set Karlsbad KILLFILTER Off. Next time include code with your letter, Dumbie.

For Rich Wango & Richard Paker, cleeve, zack, Eno Master, Someone special & Chalkbot, I'm thinking: Retrain Bill into d'Emballmer, Yeah, Up anti notch or two.
Actually most of my comments are filtered by moderator & when I stated Kill Porn on Yahoo comment today, it was changed to Skill porn. Sure it dosn't read right, guess thats moderators point. Often small missing words or letters are about only ?benifit of moderators, I've found.
After all these are NOT articles & NO truthfulness is implied.
Oh, got to Go, Ultie Kill Machine Just Switched On.
von Drashek

... but i don't find his comments so bad. Sometimes they're way above my head but when their topics do come within my comprehension level then i have no trouble understanding them.

Personally, i find TDrashek to be a feature of the site. An extrapolation of the 'wordings' and 'phrasings' that are pretty much unique to the Inq. In which case i find that he fits here quite well.

Ahhhhh *sighofrelief*

On the other hand, he is now officially promoted to the first user getting his very own firefox-extension.

But then, hey, maybe "our dear physician" feels so good now that he forgets to write anything.

I think the rapidshare link is malformed. I get a 404.

Not only because he can change the signatures, but also because he goes by the handle "amanfromMARS" at the Register, where the plugin would be appreciated too. I also spotted him polluting The Examiner. Is he following Mike Magee for some reason?

Oh and yes, any Opera hacker around here, bring us the DrashekBlock for Opera.

I am grateful to Drashek for making me think twice (at least) about what I am reading.

But the idea of developing a plug in specifically for handling his comments is amusing. I hope he feels honoured. 

Whoever this "Drashek" is, he/she/it is laughing it up right now at all the attention that has been whored from the whole affair.

But we all know the troll has to be regularly fed...

fantasy prgrming is a scalar away from vectorizing the implementation; 1st micron's roadymap failed 55nm hotspots with green powered organic panels by samsung - really!! if at first firefox extends to opera it will... wipe it all out!!
p.s. it's not armageddon at your doorstep; realize an army of more than wonder

sad to be he...

When the hemoglobin of the atmosphere is beyond the TDP of the SP shader procesessors, it results in drashek, drashek is very easy to make, yet it is an "a"-hole, Hole is good since A stands of the bottoms. 

This is why the X-planet of the solar panel system is not detected, yet drahsek is a cancer of this planet which we may call the earth, How?

Because Drashek is a moron...

Possiblities yet unavailability is the reason here my friends. Plugins are major breakthroughs in Intel, because they make excellent pan cakes, Nvidia likes to sip coffee, but not Intel.

Why?

You guessed it!

Because Drashek is a moron....

Yes thats right you thong wearing numb skull, you think this is hard to do? Anyone can play your silly games, and post nonsense that can match or even rival your level of stupidity. Got anythoing more creative than this? I've destoryed your little gimmick.

Try using some of your remaining brains and try something thats a bit challenging for me, i am brushing off my shoulders after clobbering you with a strong dose of your venom. ;)

Or if you are unable to respond, go die in some corner, no one will loose sleep over it.

Vince

Just try googling drahsek and you'll see this rodent has not only infected the inquirer, but many other sites which have no connection with IT or computers for that matter.

We really are dealing with a mentally ill person here.

Mabye even a violent retard.

This sure isnt mad Mike Magee, he isnt paranoid to go to such lengths to post nonsense on many webpages and blogs.

Ahhh leave the poor scamp alone. He's a genius visionary unable to communicate with us on planet world! Heck, I think we should record his ramblings for all time, maybe their part of the next bible chapter. Prophet Drashek the 1st, maybe.

I've often wished Drashek was gone ... I usually read all the comments to a story in order because the inq has some pretty informed readers and you can learn a quite a lot only to suddenly start floundering through an email after the first sentence and suddenly realise it's a drashek post. And yes, for those who have't already noticed, drashek has already been banned - whereas his sig used to appear on the bottom of his comment, it now appears further up, and the "posted by" field contains some random name. Looks like the INQ has been attempting to ban him ...

On a more serious note, I'm actually a little worried about Drashek. I suspect he needs psychiatric help. The amount of logical disconnection between one sentence and the next, the way he rambles from one thing to another, all without apparently being aware that what he said just isn't coherent - indeed, it often resembles the output of a random text generator (I even wondered if the INQ was running an extended turing experiment) - makes me seriously wonder how he can cope with life. I'm not a medical person, but I wonder if he has schizoprenia?

Drashek, if you're reading this, you need some help. Seriously, this is not a flame. Go talk to a professional. Please. They may be able to help you. Your mind is too disordered....you're obviously an intelligent person, take control and do something about it before it gets worse...

No way on earth are they the same guy, the writing style is totally different, and the content of their obsessions has totally different focus.
amfM's first language is plainly English; Drashek's is plainly not.

I installed this and lost this letter before reading how to unblock it...

That's OK, I installed a mental block long ago!

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realistically he'll simply start calling himself "Dreshak" or some other non-sense
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well, anyone who knows a bit of javascript can change firefox plugins. (isn't it widely known that they're shipped as javascript+xml source code?) 
on windows, look in <your user's home folder>\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\<cryptic profile identifier>\extensions\. in that folder, you will find drashekblocker@theinquirer.net\chrome\content\drashekblocker.js.
i've just had a look at that file, it's nicely commented, and in line 14 you can apparently add further words that you want to trigger the blocking of a comment. so, in case the war progresses, you know where to upgrade your weapons. or maybe someone will create and share an updated version.

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Next time include code with your letter, Dumbie.
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see above, dumbie.

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I think the rapidshare link is malformed. I get a 404.
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yes, there's a space somewhere in the middle of it that's not supposed to be there. removing it, the correct link is http://rapidshare.com/files/121038832/drashek-blocker.xpi.html

Yup, I am convinced. You cannot write that weird stuff consistently while showing decent knowledge of the technological discoveries and advancements of recent millenia.

I believe that Ultie_Tom/Drashek is the work of an Inq staffer. 
If he is for real, seriously disturbed. I mean Wow!
If he is doing it for effect (his own amusement), then he has kept it up for a long time, and it must take quite some time to put one of his missives together. 
He can't be a bot, because his comments aren't just random, there is often reference to facts/events outside of the article. Incredibly he sometimes can make some sense underneath all the nonsensical rambling. Besides, the verification code is supposed to stop that, right?

It is just the sort of twisted thing the Inq goes in for, especially under Mike. Is it Paul continuing the tradition of insanity among the marchitecture?

Despite my message further up, Drashek messages both annoy and amuse me, and although I probably wouldn't miss "him" I would prefer him to be around. He adds colour. 

Ultie_Adnoctum

jamie,

your obviously smokin the wrong kit jamie, either that or your getting ripped off lol :o)

take no notice drashek, they just want you to be *cough, 'normal' like them, nooooooooo dont, they obviously dont understand the mathematical principles involved at the cutting edge of chaos and catastrophy theory, not to mention broken symmetry, isnt science exciting :O)

People often wonder why code is Indented. Lets look at code.

Early code was 1880 IBM creation with Batch card, similar to today. From beginnings of Cad Cam like Card reader using PINS to activate Weaving Looms nearly hundred years earlier. Mechanical connections are potential code base setting in that use.
Then Television came about in cable form in 1870 & some way to display information on screen about units was needed, therefore MarkUp Language created. Remember, Markup language only displays text & offers internal connections as switching device options, yet before connections can be made, they have to be invented, as in Eniac or colossus, or even Tel. Entire had to be made in unique way for each program. Disparity between IBM & Universities behemaths was obvious,Yet IBM keep their Secrets. That key word is MATH capable. MarkUp language has NO Math, NO add, subtract, multiple Nor divide.

So to avoid intensive rewiring each day, baby starts to think. 1+0=1. Good Baby,Good.
From there new programing Language: COBOL could be written. Math with memory on Batch Cards. Instead of just looking for every card with FAMOUS Name Drasher & spitting them out, it could display number or count cards involved. Wowie.

Cobol developed with Gracie Hoopers' work, although proprieitary languages existed inside Cooper Plant. they where earlier Mechanical languages or markup like. Math was key to entire revolution. By storing numbers as meaningful events in 0 or 1 binary way, anything could be created into data file, manipulated & displayed, as long as programing supported those functions.
So COBOL need instructions & machines needed better batch & internal operating memory.
Marketeers needed way around Admirals Toft Secret Musings. So Fortran & mirad of other languages, Many Speciality came into being, often banking or shcool sytem developements, sold to naivee public.
MarkUp language is Linear, as it is simply display event with set instructions for one time gate setting,NO complexity that machine has to Mull, Over & Over to Find right Box or Gateway.
COBOL is Complex, it reads in columns & from Bottom to Top, so machine recreates instructions internally to work properly, blank column lines are spit out. However, if operator kept hitting NEW Instruction from same column (1) everytime, machine would develope HOT Spot. Like Ultie Tom yesterday & Nusiances develope, Code is Bashed & Machine Ends its attempt. So As lines of code where added ,each was started in NEW Column, to even out wear & Keep flow flowing. Latter indentation was simplified to nestled group subroutines(Unix), something like mess of Ner d' wells above. Each hitting its own Chord. All Improper. yet tome gets out, right or wrong.
If I Where Taitor Named Nemhauser from U of AZ whose mother stole Unfortuneate Pilots Name from Crash at Anacostia Naval Air Station & insisted to own death to be True pilot, Imposter was unfortuneate victim whose benifits where stolen & Funded MAD Person. Finding out Name: Nemhauser was Mental Health family from New York City, Left NOT Much More Than Blithering Rag Doll of MalContent for Jamies' MOM & ZOMFEAR, from overwhelming needs of imigration post WW.It takes real Balls to Pretend to Be False Hero, yet it happened so often to so many.
Vivians' Baby Carries on with deception of True Ignorance in Creative Writing Lectures, YOUR NOT That Smart, Jamie. Your LOSER. 85 pound whimp, 65 year Old, Loser at That.Who HAs NO Place in Organized Society, Yet You Presist In Attacking Legitamite Peoples, As You Mom Did....
So Go Figure.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D.

This has become a Drashek intervention?!?!?

I thought those required people who care about you deeply...

You know...I think Drashek does not really speak English...wait, what an understatement!
I mean to say that he has virtually no command of the language...I think he uses some translation software & makes up what it cannot do.

There is a hint of technical awareness in him & yet linguistic retardation. It is a very odd mix, but not impossible.

I bet this is all a misunderstanding and Drashek is actually a cool guy, in some country that speaks his native language.

At the end of the day Drashek, you do not speak English natively, or even profieciently. Perhaps you should simply listen to the crowd, take some English lessons & come back stronger?

I don't think you do not have the write to post, you surely do, as we all do. But I (and some other people!) do not like wasting our time reading jibber jabber. So please, learn to command the language to a level people will understand you, or simply stop being retarded about it.

May the force be with you.

The times I've actually written a comment about an article and thought WTF did I just read back there....?
The better half of me always read his comments twice just so I could make sure I'd given him a chance, but alas my thoughts on this matter have been exposed! The last comment I wrote actually had an opening line about "what on earth is this guy smoking?" and then I deleted it before posting because I thought I was being nasty AND maybe because this guy was from another country and was trying to write English.
However, my guilt is now gone forever - you bastids!

For then take then take and feel it should be promulgated overy comment form on the drash style and feel it should be promulgated over every comment form on take those who like a look at: -

http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm



I imagine a secret society of loons set forth onto the internet to cause mayhem. SpectateSwamp
Sanjeev Bokmanaji
Led by Ultie_Lord Thomas Stewart VD

They'd have such fun hatching their crazy schemes. Someone should make a sitcom...and a warped, incomprehensible sitcom it would be.

Drashek moron, you still havent taken up on my challenge mister.

Posting some non relevant crap yet again, is all the fight back you can muster?

Poor sod.

You are not just retarded, calling you a retard would be an insult to real retards.

I personally HATE these 'comments', it's really frustrating when theres a good discussion going on in the comments section and then a post full of absolute rubbish ruins the flow that I waste about 5 seconds recording before I realise that some idiot is playing the look at me game.

I commend the Inq employees for trying to block this rubbish as said by blocking his comments with offending names in the name box, however as said a way has been found around this by putting blocked names in the comment itself and I'm afraid the same fate follows for your plugin as now offending names aren't included in the article at all (see here http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/06/27/farewell-billy-g) , but you can still recognise the horrible writing of banned commenters. Still, your plugin + efforts by the Inq have meant that offending names can't be included at all so these people wont be getting the attention that they so desperately seem to need. Good work. One thing I don't think is a great idea is the title which is just giving said attention by naming names, these people are insignificant imo, and should be treated so.

Also a tsk tsk to the other wannabe's who are trying to build a name for themselves by writing similarly, you know who you are.

Great work on the extension, +1 for the opera version.

I was under the assumption that Drashek wasn't human and was actually a bot someone wrote that pulls keywords out of an article and generates a "comment"...

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The world would be a duller place without ecentric interesting individuals, and he is surely one of those.

Dr Drashek, can I ask what field you have your doctorate in?

Long live Dr Drashek and long may he post here!

Thanks For All Support. We at DRASHEKCom have Felt Roast To BE Two headlines Above kiwanis, DRASHEKCom #1.

DECA States: DRASHEKCom Is probably BEST Source For Timely Flaming That Has Every Benning sold To Public.

DRASHEKCom Attracks George III:Hi-I Love DRASHEKCom & Hope To Serve Thrid Term With DRASHEKCom By My Side, AS V.P.

Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Looks like your extension is a winner, since I can't see any Drashek's comments here!

Now you should go work in another addon to correct INQ's righteous captioning of words like "Iphone"... Yeah this is THEIR site but the extension is yours!



Live long and prosper! May thy wisdom light my path towards true knowledge.

Salve

Think of Missing Code because You Already KILLFILTERED Drashek, BOO-Woo. Think of 50+1(this) Commentos, & I Do Mean Mentos. Those Other 48 posters whom don't normally come Out, GOTTCHA. 

Area FIFIE+1. New Musical Group? After All Drashek Commentos Die(Filtered), That Just leaves One, Your Next One.

Ahso, Like to express Opinion of 32,818 emails I recieved on this FLAME,Yet all written in Code.

Did you know if you turn letters EZ sideways it spells MN. Thanks: Multiple Protocol Language Syntax for informing Us. MPLS. Drashek

The moron still hasnt got the guts to take up a challenge.

Where are you hiding?. Under the scum that you spout out regularly i presume.

Oh and to all those phony drashek fans in here, your retardation is obvious, but you dont have our sympathies.

Drashek and his phony supporters fit the profile of convicted pedophiles