Kill people, win prizes

IF YOU LIKE killing people in video games, Firing Squad has a contest for you. Kill the most people in a 30 second stint, film it and send it to them. You could win fabulous prizes and the like, but the fun is the gaming itself.

More importantly, we all know video gaming leads to antisocial behavior in real life, heavy metal music, goth makeup and soon enough drugs. From there, it is an easy step to shooting up the local mall with your friends while consoling your victims that they will respawn.

This contest gives you, in addition to the prizes, the ability to leave a historical record of your misdeeds. When they are interviewing your grieving parents after your rampage, this clip will be shown over and over as the point where 'it all started'. Read all the details here, and enter twice, once for me. For those with an already tenuous grasp on reality, remember, only video game killings count. µ