Last week in Hermit's Cave

WE'VE A HYPERACTIVE forum called Hermit's Cave which uses the fabby Beehive - and here's the latest summary of what's been happening there in the last week.

Timewasters Club
FLASHMAN SKAFFMAN REDBARON SPINOLA FRNHT451 TIGGER STENCH TCB

Poor Victims New Guys
TONYG STUARTY WISDOM HLAUE SID MATTHEWB K SHARIF NERCALU PRASHIDI KRUZR OPHE KRIN

Poster of The Weak
SKAFFMAN. For his services to single entendres he is awarded the first Poster of the Week award. His prize is a laminated picture of one of SFG2's shoes.

Word Bloody Association
3363 posts in THE THREAD THAT WOULD NOT DIE

Chichester Babes
ARRON shows us what his beer googles look like.

Should we have a summary this week?
After much wibbling from the previous week setting up a rota to write forum summaries our first attempt at this new fangled organisation fell flat on its face as our nominated reviewer was kidnapped by work and forced to work 36 hours a day for a pint of sulphuric acid and a handful of cold gravel . Read our feeble attempts here.

Fun in the Sun
The Inquirer's legal spat with Snu brought out our natural desire to kick big companies in the metaphorical goolies . Much musing about protesting abounded. The most catchy slogan was "Stick yer lawsuit where the Sun don't shine" thoughtfully provided by LadyG . It then descended into the sexual prowess of telephone engineers. They apparently really know how to plug a socket. There was some other stuff about Welsh people wearing tights , but lets just draw a veil of that one shall we ? A thick veil.

Skaffman was worried about a leak
I'm told it can happen to certain people. The more ghoulish can find out all about it here.

Cut
Edited movies for TV starts of this ramble where Ikea has a Beruit branch. Then the usual boasting about how much sleep they can get at work . We meandered over to naughty words not allowed in emails, SKAFFMAN's crevice making a surprising appearance .

Bond
Much drooling about Ms Pike (I liked Dad's Army too!). Then came the moans about the director, effects and Star Trek social conditioning plot lines. It rambled off into GU nurses not booting with Windows 98 or something, it can get a bit confused around here.

Yule OOFG
We've started planning our Jeffmas bash . Only another 1000 posts to get it organised.

Teachers on the Job
News that teachers have special courses for sewing on elbow patches surprised no one. STENCH revealed all the dirty secrets of blackboard eraser combat. Go here for the shocking truth.

Technobabble round up
Spinola boasts about Media Player. We're not sure why

Why 33MHz increments? Well, why indeed.

Lotus Notes gets the thumb down.

SKAFFMAN plays with his box under his desk.

Hermit Homage
***(It's the smoke from the sheep wot's done it) Ok, so who turned em on to smoking?? Trying to put the blame on the tobacco companies again I see.

or the government's passing up a good deal. They could pull all their old steamers out of the museums and be burning them sheep for fuel! They're gonna end up paying for em anyhow! Might as well get some use out of them.

Lime pits are good. Just make sure it's on some one else's property though. µ