Baby put up for sale on eBay

That's really scary!

I remember one time when my cousin was really young (2 or 3) he managed to dial Childline from the family telephone! My Aunt came into the room and found him on the phone and of course hung up. A couple of days later child protection services (or whatever they're called) pitched up at the door enquiring about the child. Of course it was all smoothed out there and then.

I wonder if the same thing would still happen today?

Maybe the cops are reacting pre-emptively, after all, those babies can be pretty annoying and I'm sure once one is flogged there will be a deluge of babysales to follow :)
And as long as they aren't sold to gordon brown's team for experiments to 'prevent alzheimer' what does it really matter anyway eh.

"complain that we have spelt 'Open Sauce' wrong"

The complaints about your spelling aren't over being cleaver with the english language, as in "Open Souce" but rather about you and others being to lazy to read something you're posting leaving it full of spelling mistakes (can you comprehend this or are you really that thick) and grammatical errors.

My 7 year old can spot your mistakes for god sake.

Thats why some people study english and some people study IT. Bugger off!

You spelled "clever" wrong. "Cleaver" is a chopping instrument.

Why don't you stuff your stupid remark about German humor? I wonder what British cops would have done in such a case (not to speak of Americans, who handcuff children).

Well, there isn't much to expect from the motherland of happy slapping a.k.a. the U.K. except well nurtured prejudices when it comes to Germany, is it? And what is this about your strange obsession with Nazis? You really seem to love them, somehow. You can have the German ones, nobody here really wants them. Wouldn't that be a nice opportunity for beating up some one and being beaten up? Now go smile into one of your gazillion surveillance cams and leave a few finger prints for your governmental control freaks (mind you, is there a connection to your obsession with Nazis anyway)?

Cya during the European soccer championship, and don't forget to prepare for the regular butt whooping.

Greetings from sunny, wealthy, happy and safe Germany. :D

Germans have a sense of humor? C'mon, these are the people who brought us Nazism and the Holocaust! Have mercy!

IRONY - blasting the INQ over spelling mistakes because they aren't "cleaver" enough and are "to lazy" to read what they are posting. 
LOL 
John, John... I was shaking my head at your first typo but nearly falling out of my chair upon reaching your second... Heehee, thanks for quite a bit of hilarious laughter at your expense. =)

It not the witty overuse of names for things it really is the rest of the words you misspell. Such as "spelt, its "spelled". Its taken me long enough to figure out the other replaced words like vole, chimpzilla, punters, and such, when its mixed in with misspelled words it really hurts my eyes. So pealse sotp selplnig all tohse wrdos wonrg, or I wlil sned 20 flkos form Akrnsas to cmoe tlak to you in psreon.

hm... taking children from parents and jailing the parents in institutions... jeez that knee-jerk reaction is so hard to break.

sieg heil? doh!

I would skip the showers for a week if I was them!

Perhaps you should have your 7 year old proofread your comments for spelling and grammar.

Not your first time to the site. Why keep reading something you don't like?


Yanks.... sigh!

yes, where is this mystical sauce anyways? i've been dinging around this network of tubes for almost a year now and I can't seem to find it

also, i do not believe it proper to sell babies or harvest any part of them for medical experiments. That is best left for senior citizens

While I agree with John about your frequent 'speling misteaks' and your trying to be 'cleaver' with the 'Anglish linguage,' I need to point out that the proper term is not "Open Sauce" but rather, "Uppen Sauce."

It would be nice if you had a proofreader to catch the grammatical errors, and used a spell checker to reduce the spelling mistakes (that should be easier to implement — you have heard of spell checkers, haven't you?) I also find numerous times the initial letter of one word stuck on the end of the previous word, as if the space were moved one character to the right.

Oh John...

Look man, you need help. You really do. You can't even save your life with that spelling. I mean, "cleaver"?

Your sentence is "too damn long" and it is really hard to read without proper punctuations.

Seriously, Americans make better mistake when it comes to spelling. So "stop yapping".

'About you and other's being to lazy to read something you've posted...'

Cleaver?

to instead of too...

Please tell me you were being ironic? Or just moronic?

clever cleaver.

Oh dear, so if your kid is so good at spotting mistakes, why don't you get some grammar lessons from him? Looks like you aren't "to cleaver" as well.

To: INQ

"Americans" and "North Americans" are different things, please.

Canuckian Globe and Mail has it that a Vancouver B.C. couple tried to flog their child on Craigslist for $10,000. They two had a visit from the police and admitted that this was a hoax. Linq

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080527.wbabyforsale0527/BNStory/National/home

[Yeah, we know..! Ed.]

umm.. if there are any Brits at the EM, then all they'll be doing is 'butt whooping', whatever that is,(or alternatively bashing Germans) since they won't have any teams to support....

...and it's "god's sake", or "God's sake" if you like, unless of course you're talking about some new holy Japanese spirit....

Isn't that supposed to be spelled "Open Sores"?