Intel Thurley CSI found on back of ancient manuscript

ARCHAEOLOGISTS SIFTING through the remains of the once great Chipopolis have unearthed an ancient script painstakingly chiselled onto a sandy tablet.

The weird MS appears to reveal some predictions, Nostradamus fashion, of a future design called Thurley, sitting on top of a helf called Tylersburg DP.

Arrow heads from the Pictic civilisation are scattered around the place, indicating a great Chip War in the offing, threatening to knock the emperor of a rival civilisation known as Jeremiah Siloconopolis III off his perch.

What can it all mean? µ