INQUIRER says vote Liberal Democrat

REALLY, REALLY the INQ is not politically minded. All these people have their snouts in the trough, whether they be politicians, journalists reporting on the piggies, or publishers creaming advertising revenues.

All the famous old British print media have gone off on one today, saying and trying to influence the vote. So new media, what we are, are allowed to do the same.

We say if you have a vote in the UK, vote Liberal Democrat and stop nancying around. Here are the reasons.

1 Tony Blair is old and now needs a holiday, we know how he feels.
2 Gordon Brown is from Dundee. You don't want to vote the Rogister in, do you?
3 Paddy Ashdown. the ex head of the Liberal Democrats is now the Lord High Poop of Bosnia Herzogivna, or Fudoland, thanks to Doctor Death
4 Mr Dundee Cake has almost destroyed small businesses here in Blighty with increased national insuramce.
5 Tony Blair probably thinks Cliff Richard records are great - a huge disqualification if true
6 Builders tell the INQ there are gallons of champagne in the treasury. This is good, as long as they are vintage chanpagnes and stuff
7 People in the Chancellor's Office don't know how to import Lotus 1-2-3 files into Microsoft Excel 2012.
8 Nor do the barristers or the lawyers know how to work out value added tax
9 It's time for a Glaswegian prime minister like the Health Minister John Reid of Glesgae to be PM. He who was a commie, we will be bound.
10 No ID cards Technology is simple. DNA or nuffink

Oh, and number 11 reason, don't be a dumb twat and vote trough snufflers in. µ