Intel's Burns denies all knowledge of P4 Extreme

The regal one denied all knowledge of any such chip, though there was something in his startled manner that suggested otherwise. "Never heard of it," he muttered.

"Where you from?" he demanded to know.

"The INQUIRER."

"Ah, you're not Mike," he said, which of course was true.

"Anything else?" He growled.

"You still read the INQUIRER first thing every morning?"

"Yeah," he fessed. Though his kids he said were always puzzled by the amount of times his royal features gaze out from our front page, he said.

"Say Hi to Mike," he said. Hi Mike.

Burns is due on stage in a couple of hours. Will he talk about an Intel Extreme Edition Pentium 4? That remains to be seen. But if he does, I guess he's fuming right now. Best of luck Lou. µ