Man with moths in wallet attempts Ebay sale

Benny said sure, it's over there. It turned out to be a non phreakable payphone.

But a man attempting to sell computer vouchers for schools on Ebay surely takes the proverbial biscuit. Either that or he's having a laugh.

We certainly hope it's the latter. Here.

And talking of tightwads, go to see the latest use of the Everywhere Girl talent, as the snapperazzi call models for stock shoots. Yes, it's the Everywhere Girl again and according to MSN she's going back to skule but this time to one of the 10 schools that do parties best.

Incidentally, Benny was a gifted violinist and was reputed to be one of the most generous folks in show business. He was making the point that Corporate America is run by tightwads who would rather let the moths in their wallets struggle in darkness than liberate them into the light.