Sun makes the best OS in the world and you call it Slowaris?

Subject: 1/2 billion dollars

Sun spends half a billion dollars on Solaris 10 to make it the best OS in the world and you call it Slowaris? The 90s called and they want their jokes back.

Bryan

Subject: Whippets
Hi Mike,

Did you mean the running dog Whippet? I've had two of those and loved them very much, I got both 2nd hand when the owners tired of them and kept them till they passed-on 15 and 20 years later. If you meant the dog version Do you have a web site for adopting one? I collect pictures of Whippets also every chance I get, and I never met one that I didn't love.
Respectfully,

JR.

Subject: honestly..
Hello, To the writer of the "Everywhere girl" snippets. I am now of the opinion that you are persisting in the relentless and very much pointless cyber-stalking of this random person to annoy me. It's been going on so long I can't see any other logical reason for it. I turn to the Inq for the same reason we all do, tech news, and am baffled by the weekly "articles" detailing the new works of what's-her-face that in no way, shape, or form contribute to satiating my need for the latest technological news. Honestly, have you any positive feedback on these wastes of a headline? Perhaps something like "Gee whizz Mr, I love her too, what do you think is her favorite colour?"

I have an idea for you, why don't you head over to cisco.com or some other tech website and start writing about a new random model, in fact, use four or five, you can even make up "Friends" like soap scenarios for them in your spare time, it'll be a great creative outlet for you and if you turn out to be any good, you can sell it to a major TV network. I look forward to the pilot, but in the meantime, please for the love of Zeus stop the damn love affair you have with this person, nobody except you cares.

Cheers, naoki

ps
I love the Inq ;)

Subject: worlds first? hardly

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827136133

yeah GG noob!

Bill

Subject: if that's the mother...

...then this is the mf!

http://www.boxxtech.com/Products/APEXX/apexx8_overview.asp

Sid

Subject: what is this wierd E symbol you're using?

I think that you guys have a misspelling here: ?urocrats ponder whether Google is evil it kinda looks like an E.. but it just looks funny.. You know; if our country were to enlighten your country on proper English than maybe we could get this straightened out.

Aaron

Subject: old trick
yeah, this is an old trick that has been in use for years. Just hold the battery up to the light and you can see the smaller battery inside.

Jason Wong

Subject: Confession of a Crysis Pirate
First off crysis looks as over-rated as Bioshock, Hell looks good on high-highest setting?s but not so good on medium and the game play is well mehhh.... it's fun but not great. Just finished GOW pc now that was a fun game best fps I?ve played in a long time and too boot it looks great on medium-high settings! after playing Bioshock and GOW in high setting and not being able to run Crysis on anything more than medium it's not very impressive.

Secondly EA are a bunch of cocks every body knows that they pull out shit games at rip off prices that?s why their sales have fallen off and why they invested into a PC game like crysis which in the finest EA tradition is probably gonna be another floppy penis. They hedged their bets on a PC game in a market that others are making money out of, I?m thankful it will probably full out from under them. Thirdly I don't really know why I bothered too write this I think i'll go play supcom FA now. Anyway most publishers are greedy mofo?s and should just do international releases at an international rate. Pointless rant over, cyah. I?m tired now :(

Dilbert

Subject: Your chip ANALysis
It's funny to read the dribble you guys publish as ANALysis. Thank God no one takes this fanboyism as anything but a sick joke. I'll bet you can't buy a clue.

Randy

Subject: This small, white, light-weight DVD writer hits the mark
Quote: "it screams ?Apple? to us. Our immediate reaction is to back away very, very slowly and pretend we never saw it." Why do you hate Apple so much at the Inquirer. You never post anything positive about them? Just curious. Enjoy,

Glenn

Subject: AMD blamed for birth defects
Quite a strange story... you'd think that people working in a clean room would know what's going on... the procedures and such stuff. I can't imagine it being any less demanding (intelligence wise) to pharmaceutical labs or any other industry that requires strict handling protocols. Really, she should never have been inhaling that much of the substance if she was following proper procedure.... Of course, if US pregnancy leave standards and regulations within companies were better then she wouldn't have been working in such a place as soon as she told them that she was pregnant and should have been moved to a different department.
Kind regards,

James.

Subject: mac memory
I see that you cannot read. 4 GB's of memory is $1,200. 2 gigs is 500.

Chris Wohl

Subject: Iowa Senator rips investigation by GSA of Sun Microsystems contract

Surprised there wasn't a "Grassly knoll" joke in this story somewhere..... perhaps the Inq is losing its touch? Kind regards,

James.

Subject: Mark Klein
Thank God for Mark Klein, you have no IDEA to the extent of spying that is going on! NOT in the interest of national security but for political reasons and only God knows what. Try every major switch office in America! ever hear of SS7 and sniff?

J Hughes