Hermit's Cave Forum

[Every week, Sid Viscous does a summery (sic, hic) of the contents of our forum, which you can find here. After a comprehensive rejig the forum is now really easy to join, and you won't get spammed or advertised at over there. As Killer_AP says in a post, all you need to be the Forum Punchbag is to be able to express stupid opinions arrogantly and have own PC. Give it a try. You know it makes snese. As you can see from the below, Sid is getting increasingly inebriated as he puts this one together, below... ]

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CRIKEY!!!

Weakly Folly A day late and a dollar short.

August Midlands OOFG Drunken midland Limey Gits. Including Tigger playing Lemmy on a Mandolin. Complete to gluing Cocoa Puffs to his face.

TV Adverts that raise a laugh Well I'd stay away from the beginning of this thread. Filled with Kenny's sexual proclivities. Loots of discussion of the benefits and drawbacks of various fast food joints. I must say this thread did lead me to a visit to KFC myself Thursday night. Then into complete wibble.

Port995 e-mail Apparently Mr. G is having e-mail problems. Or more than likely everyone has stopped talking to him. Ended the week with a bit of archive reminiscing.

Goat Recon A fairly popular thread of the week. Bunch of Arse-bunnies if you ask me. Dinq of course was able to take this (As he can any thread) and turn it into an insult against Dubya. There was also some discussion of the OOFG practice of nabbing other peoples CD's at drunken get together. Speaking of which anyone seen Uri? There was a bunch of discussion of Beth in relation to marking pens. It gets confusing but Beth is either Mrs. Barron or the future Mrs. Tigger. Can't figure which. Well to be honest I didn't try. There was a lot of talk about playing Goat Recon, kind of like talking about kissing your sister really.

CD Player to good home Well, for this we'll have to do one of Mr. G's favorite features.

Post 19-27: A bunch of left over wibble from last week.
Post 28-52: Gottverdamnt Punnery.
Post 53: Continuation of previous wibble.
Posts 54-60: The punnery continues.
Posts 61-64: Newbie fallback to last week.
Posts 64-87: A variety of Wibble.
Posts 88-100: Sue's gams with a transition into Herr Barron's Freezer.
Posts 100-118: Herr Barron's freezer combined with compressing Sue's Legs?
Posts 119-138: SDMYHIENEY's legs.

A letter to THG, VANSMITH, HARDOCP, AMDZONE etc. @(#*&@*(@(&^!@*& Fecking newbies. FECK! ARSE! Some seal clubbing, but otherwise nothing but crap.

Well what do you expect when you do dumb things KrAP posted a link to the bleeding obvious. After that there was some throwing of muhnkey feces at me. The Guinness is getting to me. All I can see at this point is people playing travel agent for Spinola. Hell a commission on a $5400 ticket to Seattle is worth it. Or was that pounds, even better.

Translation Software DRUNKEN GIT'S!

Ikea rip off merchants? This is almost as newsworthy as that Darwin awards link. Some talk about the UK being screwed by the Eurine again. Finally the Swedes are sticking it to the Limeys. They tried with Lutefisk, finally they succeded with build it yourself furniture.

Buying stuff from the US FECK YOU FLASHY!! Hehehehehehehe. We'll just tack on a fat ass tax. SGF tried to help and then stepped into some kat vomit. No good deed goes unpunished. Something about a damn camera or some such. I also prove I'm cooler than the rest of you :P

Rev. Spinola Stupid hairy Limey git. DRINK! AhhhhhhhhGuinnnessssss, Don't know what this was about.

Well that wraps up the summary for this week. A bunch of people talked shite blah blah. Too much geek talk this week, and I can't be arsed to go through and find anything resembling funny. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WANKERS!!!

I'm trying to become a bishop in Dean's church. Something to do with junk food. Now I haven't EATEN anything healthy, but apparently Guinness is good for you so I think I'm screwed.

All I have to say at this point is; Newbies beware. I'm tired of this geek talk. Coming in here (DRINK!) talking about some freaking story on the Inquirer about Nvdia drivers or some other boring crap WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! My fingers on the delete button and it's itchy.

Hermie's Quotable Quotes
To: The Voice of the Streets (THEFLASHMAN) 3-Nov 17:40
You and the Mrs. are on TV in a program called "what the feck was that film called?"? Amazing. A hidden gem eh? uh huh...

Morum Foderator
The Hermit

To: GEOFFTHOMP 5-Jun 10:16
If it's geeky type stuff don't they have to wear pocket protectors too? Or at least have an ink stain on the pocket.

Every real journalist I've seen had his shirts ruined by inky pockets. Course most of them were drunk most of the time and had left the cap to the pen at another bar. That's why they originally invented pocket protectors. Yup, sez so right here in my Official Guide to Bars, Taverns and Editorial Offices. Wrote it myself years ago. We used to get a bunch of inksters down from NY when I tended bar in Maryland.

Could tell the reporters apart from the rest of the riff raff. They could spell pretty good. They also drank the cheapest, most rotten stuff we had. Drunk when they came in and drunk when they went out. No difference after ten drinks except their movements were a little stiffer and their eyes were a little more glazed. Poor tippers though they made up for it by not getting into fights.

PS. None of em wore hats, they'd lost them in another bar. Hermit
D. Martin

Sid
A day late and short a dollar two ninety five short.