Geeks build PC into styrofoam female body

A CRAZY SAD ENTHUSIAST has built a PC into a styrofoam female body, in a dubious cloning experiment that begs questions about geeks everywhere.

Like, for example, couldn't they try getting a wife rather than carving out styrofoam models of blonde chicks in their World Wide Web enabled garrets, frinstance?

The "woman type PC", romantically called ERN001, is featured in a Japanese monthly PC magazine and the latest edition shows what was on the enthusiast's mind.

After building the endoskeleton and fixing the motherboard straight where the intestines should be, the crazy geek installed a DVD in the model's lower abdomen, painted the foam and kitted blonde ERN001 out with pseudo-military clothes, top and red gloves, and connected her to a monitor.

ERN001 has a 200 watt power supply, uses a Via C3 and an Epia E-533 motherboard and 256MB of memory.

But she's not a patch on me... as my friends at TMTA and NVDA know only too well.

The blonde but otherwise immobile cutie whose only minx-like characteristic appears to be a pair of tacky red gloves, is here. µ