HP's Carly Fiorina hates fags

WHEN CARLY FIORINA'S apparatchiks hit the ITU gig in Geneva recently, they arrived 48 hours before Her Highness.

But some smoothie chops who had probably strolled off a Gulfstream jet doesn't really understand how things work.

He said to the team putting the set together: "Ms Fiorina hates cigarettes. No one must smoke a cigarette for 48 hours before her keynote speech".

Unfortunately for Ms Fiorina and for HP, mixed in with one of the film crew and set up folk was a Spanish journalist and after he read Tone the Phone's story about Fiorina considering herself more important than royalty, decided to tip the INQ off on this one.

We wonder how many packets of fags you'd have to smoke in several incarnations to produce the kind of pollution a Gulfstream emits as it taxis down some Caryfiorinina-type runway?

Looks like Charlie was right - the Queen of Zimbabwe and Elephant Dung Clocks just had to get a new jet - the ashtrays were overflowing... µ

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