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People under the age of 25 are too young to be able to afford cynicism - Diogenes the Pseudo Pesky Cynic
Darth Vader attacks Welsh Jedi
A BLOKE dressed as Darth Vader has attacked a founder member of the Welsh Jedi church in his Ynys Mon garden.
A man wearing a black bin bag and waving a crutch attacked top Welsh Jedi Jonba Hehol, aka Barney Jones, as he was filming a pitch for a TV documentary earlier this week.
The minister of the Anglesey order and spokesman for the Jedi Council told the North Wales Daily Post that he was left with a sore head following the assault.
Hehol said: "It was more stupidity than anything. Myself and my cousin were doing some filming for a documentary on the Jedi Church, when we were attacked. Someone jumped over our front garden wall wearing a black bin bag cape and said he was Darth Vader, before hitting us with a crutch.
"I had a headache afterwards. I got hit on the head and my cousin had red marks to his legs."
I am your binbag, Luke
The incident was caught on tape and Galactic police are now investigating.
Earlier this month, the Cymric Jedis established the Galactic States of Jediism in the Oceanus Procellarum on the moon. µ
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in the power of the force!
Padawans should not be allowed to speak :D
"Hehol said: "It was more stupidity than anything."

Love it.
How pathetic...
Strong with the photoshoper, the force is!.. 

Like jealously runs rife in the dark-side looks, which makes sense. 

Of a NHS crutch btw nice use. Yes, hmmm.
The knight's Mare Liberum is too high to mount. I sear a finking leefing will be Binbaggin's!
Woa! How did that Jar Jar wind up in there!
Even, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar and his sidekick Ginger find a clue every now and then. Oh! a deerstalker hat! No doubt severed from some bastard who is presumably responsible!
So AT, when do we get an audience with the royals? The church promised! Regards to the vicar.

Damn, you beat me to it.

What a bunch of saddos.
Bow to the Sith masters.
He has become the Dark Lord of ironic beatings.
Hmmm... force strong with Cymric Jedi is not. Power of the force use, they did not. Common sense prevail, did not. Sad it is. Ironic it is. Vader impersonator, Welsh Jedi has defeated. 

One has to wonder why the leader of the Jedi in Wales can't defeat a mere impersonation of Vader. Not only that, but why are the rozzers getting involved? This is clearly a Jedi matter that must be dealt with with dignity and discretion.

Removed from the high council is he. Demoted to Padawan he is. Sad day for the force it is. Troubled I am. Another there is not.