Most damaging email competition

THE INQUIRER is pleased to announce its "Most Damaging Email Competition", and has loads of giveaways for the wittiest description of Mageek that you would write if you were trying to compile a description for a top computer executive.

Descriptions must be no longer than fifty words - no obscenities please - we get enough of that sort of thing already.

One entry only per person, please.

Employees of companies which have the following tickers are not allowed to enter: INTC, NVDA, MSFT, AMD, HPQ, RMBS and TMTA.

The prizes? First prize is this incredibly whacky Nvidia FM radio, plus we've got AMD screwdrivers and neon pens, the spit of those Itanium ones we offered last year, but with a different logo on. And one or two INQUIRER "classic t-shirts".

Competition closes May 25th. Email your entries to us at this address.

The decision of the judges is final - and please don't use your work account to send your entries - careless emails cost jobs. µ