INQUIRER "only sampling" famous Shredder t-shirt

WANT A SHREDDER INQ t-shirt? Sure you do. They're very handsome, and NTK - those waggish London geezers who have perfected sarcasm in Courier 10 point, once a week, are doing their level best to ensure you get one for the New Year.

The lads, who print our limited edition t-shirts for us, have delivered a sample Shredda t-shirt to us. We've put it through the benchmarking that we specialise in here and can report that it looks just like the picture except that we've added our you-are-L to the beautiful picture, designed by one of our readers.

We can report that it's full of hypethreading and the colours are brilliant and flashy. We've yet to wear it and wash it so see how fast the colours are, but it seems to deliver plenty of 3D Marks because it's definitely not two dimensional.

Dave G from NTK tells us his "camera batteries ran out" so we might, like Intel, be able to deliver our Shredda t-shirts in volume once the UV lithography is sorted out! It's not shipping in volume quite yet...

NB Just like those flashy Samsung TV ads, this picture is just a simulation of what the screen looks like. It is printed on black fabric (fabs). Your money back if you're not fully dissatisfied.

Toodlepip! µ