Microsoft claims Monique Singer is Everywhere Girl

WE KNOW who the real Everywhere Girl is, and you've even heard her voice on the INQ, so reject the following claims as bogus.

She is not Monique Singer or anyone related to Monique Singer. She is not the mother of three year old twins - who are not the Laughing Kids from Hell.

Monique Singer is an anagram of Gnome Inquires. We've had an inquiry. She's not Monique Singer.

She is not going to be a licensed egineer, despite what this picture below shows, kindly sent in by Alex L.

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No, her real name is [That's enough Adamson. Ed.] µ

L'INQ
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