She is not Monique Singer or anyone related to Monique Singer. She is not the mother of three year old twins - who are not the Laughing Kids from Hell.
Monique Singer is an anagram of Gnome Inquires. We've had an inquiry. She's not Monique Singer.
She is not going to be a licensed egineer, despite what this picture below shows, kindly sent in by Alex L.
She's not riding the train in Maine. Nor does she live in Spaine [sic].
No, her real name is [That's enough Adamson. Ed.] µ