Get a job spending Nvidia's money

"NVIDIA HAS AN OPPORTUNITY available for an experienced compensation leader who can design and deliver the next generation of Nvidia's global compensation strategies and programs," said the headline at the top of the job posting, spotted by your eagle-eyed M. Ferret this morning.

Simply put, it means the lucky applicant get to decide who takes home what in Satan Clara and around the rest of the green team's global offices.

You'll be tasked with evaluating current compensation strategies, sayeth Graphzilla, spotting gaps in the administration and offerings and designing new schemes with "a creative approach" to keep Nvidia's many bods and boddettes happy.

We're pretty sure the green team means creative "solutions", rather than creative accounting, which is something rather different altogether. [Creative solution is a new recipe for an interesting cocktail? Ed.]

If you think you've got what it takes to tell Jen-Hsun to take a pay cut, or could see a stock options scandal a mile off whilst simultaneously engineering an increase in the bar tab allowance spinners get for entertaining INQ journalists, we suggest you apply right away. And yours is the next round. µ