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While we can't promise you one of the robots that transforms from an Xbox 360 into a Decepticon, or even your own full-size Optimus Prime, we can point out that Haier has got a new Transformers-themed gaming laptop that might do a little to quench your petroleum thirst.
OK, so it's not that great - it's really just a 17-inch Core 2 Duo laptop with 7950 graphics and a big Autobot logo on the back. But it's a pretty neat logo, it appears to glow, and Transformers are hot right now. If only the operating system would transform into OSX, this writer would be truly content. µ