Wife flogs cheating bloke's bird's knickers on Ebay

AN AUSSIE SHEILA, miffed with her bloke for cheating on her, decided to flog a snap of his new bird's knickers on the auction site Ebay.

The listing says she is selling the picture of the pair of lacy black knickers and an empty condom wrapper "size small" found in her bed after her husband had the affair.

Identified on Ebay only as annastella007, the woman says the knickers were so huge she thought they may make someone a nice shawl or something for Halloween.

The Ebay listing, entitled "Empty condom packet & a photo of 'The Tart's' knickers," said the woman returned from work after receiving a romantic text message from her husband of 22 years that was clearly not meant to be sent in her direction.

She came home and found him watching a DVD and discouraging her from entering their bedroom. When she had a look she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and "the Tart's knickers at the foot of the bed."

The woman said that her husband's Harley motorcycle is, "the next item that will probably be sold on Ebay at a start price of 99c and, of course, with no reserve!"

We guess after that she will be selling is testicles in a jar and a divorce certificate. If she can get hold of them. Then it will get really ugly.

A spokeswoman for Ebay said that the listing almost did not make the site because it originally included the actual panties for sale. Ebay has rules against selling secondhand underwear so they got back to her and asked her to modify the lot. So she took a snap instead. µ

L'Inq
Reuters