K-Fed search engine answers world's needs

THERE ARE THINGS everybody needs, things you can use and things that still seem to be searching for a purpose.

And one level below this last is the Kevin Federline-branded search engine.

Britney's old flame offers the chance to win autographs, CDs and T-shirts by using the page to search the web.

The catch? They're all featuring K-Fed himself. The INQUIRER confidently predicts a long and prosperous future for this venture.

Seriously, who woulda thunk it? µ