A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal - Oscar Wilde
AND SO THE NEWLY-BUILT Nangang Exhibition Hall on the outskirts of Old Taipei falls silent.
The shiny new kit has been handed out as samples to wannabe customers, or screwed by unscrupulous hacks.
The dancing girls have packed up their multi-threaded thongs and quad-core knickers and headed home to mum, followed in a couple of instances by salivating German businessmen proferring endless supplies of memory sticks.
With battles fought, dragons slayed and dollar bills promised with a handshake and an order on the back of a business card, this - sweeping backwards through time - is what we made of it all:
Thermaltake Rotation shows its class
Biostar shows off 790GX boards
Kingston goes native in Taipei
Powercolor is now a mobo company
Supermicro gets 2.5 inch drives
Cyberlink wires up the world, inside and out
Intel Atom shortage confirmed, denied, confirmed
6.07GHz clocked on an Abit X38 board
Foxconn overclocking and Intel steppings
Enermax touts 82 efficient PSUs
HD arrives for virtually every home, finally
Asus sounds out the competition
AMD
lets the cat out of the bag
A-Data's got a thick pipe
Intel Nehalem heatsink pictured
Intel goes to the drawing board, comes back as VIA
Sapphire shows off 56 inch quad 1080p monitor
Abit has first new idea at Computex
Thermaltake compressor ready to roll
Corsair shows off 2.0GHz 4GB kits
Centrino 2 gets an outing but stays under wraps
Zalman improves almost everything it's got
Asus launches next-gen Eee PC, the 901