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A RATHER ABSURD experiment at Bournemouth University is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “snail mail”.
Bournemouth boffins Vicky Isley and Paul Smith have set up a project whereby real live snails, kitted out with radio-frequency identification (RFID) chips, will forward emails to people, challenging the concept of modern day obsession with email speed and immediacy.
The 'RealSnailMail' (RSM) project, as it’s aptly being dubbed, even has its own web site, where people with nothing better to do can write messages to friends or relatives, then have them beamed to a tiny electronic reader in a tank containing several snails.
When a snail gets close enough to one of these ‘readers’, the message will automatically jump to the chip embedded in the snail’s attached capsule. From there, the message can only be forwarded to its destination if the snail slithers forward enough to pass a second reader. So sending a message could take days, weeks, or months to arrive at the intended inbox. If at all.
Smith reckons in today’s society, "culturally we seem obsessed with immediacy. Time is not to be taken but crammed to bursting point". He hopes that his experiment will, "interrupt, for one small moment, our understanding of communication, allowing us to explore notions of time". Sounds like a waste of precious time to us, but what do we know, eh?
This is the latest experiment by Isley and Smith to feature on the pair’s 'boredomresearch' web site, which apparently investigates the creative role of computing. RSM will now also be entered in the Special Interest Group for Computer Graphics (SIGGRAPH) new media event this summer, in the “slow art” category.
Isley optimistically gushed, "We hope that by the time we get to SIGGRAPH, a large number of emails will have already been sent for our snails to collect and forward," she added "And who knows, maybe quite a few will have actually been received." µ
L’Inq
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Can I apply for a grant to spent my life doing this kind of thing? It seems so much more fun than real work!
Actually the email goes to a database on their server, where it is tagged to an RFID. Then when the RFID gets scanned on another reader the database sends it out.

Shame on the INQ for propogating the lie that RFID chips actually hold data. They are merely a pointer to the data somewhere else.
...before he reaches the second reader, does the message ever get sent, or is it put in the back of the queue? Would be pretty funny to get your happy birthday email 20 years late due to a coincidental chain of snail death.
Ahh so an Inquirer exposea on why Royal Mail takes 3 days to deliver my 1st class mail.

Nice.


Why didn't they just implement RFC 1149 "A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers" and send the email via plain SMTP? You can even get QoS when using RFC 2549.

Maybe they are writing a new RFC for using Slime-based Carriers?

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Greetings Bertho
A clear example if ever I read some...
I look forward to the RFC which would be an up there with rfc1149 and 2549
I hope these inbred, skanky monkey-based life forms are funding this ridiculous waste of time out of their own pockets.

I would not like to hear that any taxpayer monies were wasted this way. Might force me to call and complain to my erected representatives.