Go fishing with Craig Barrett

In fact, his Montana ranch, dubbed Triple Creek, is legendary for its beauty and for, well, housing the man that helped build Intel.

In association with the National Forest Foundation, Craig is offering you - yes, you - the chance to come and spend three days down at Triple Creek, enjoying his legendary hospitality. All you need is a mere 25 large.

Yes, $25,000 gets you three days with Mr Intel, which is around $350 an hour, if our maths is right (assuming you get to sleep with him, at least).

In that time you'll get to spend a day fishing with the man, enjoy a horseback saunter through the woods, as well as a top-notch dinner rustled up from local produce.

Barrett is donating his time, gratis, to the NFF to raise awareness of conservation and the environment. At the time of writing, there were no bids. Come on, what are you all, cheapskates? µ