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Kiefer can't wait more than 24 hours
ONLINE GOSSIP MAG defamer.com claims it has an exclusive story about how 24 star Kiefer Sutherland and bird Siobhan Bonnouvrier attempted to use their celebrity status to see if they could pick up an IPhone early.
The couple were snapped in a New York Apple Store over the weekend trying to get their paws on the forthcoming Jobs' Mob gizmo.
Apparently Bonnouvrier used the famous phrase "do you know who I am" without any success at all. Although we didn't know who she was either so we suspect it was pointless.
The manager did know who Kiefer was and said that he would gladly give a phone to one of The Lost Boys even if the power of Steve Jobs would strike him dead.
The only problem is St Steve of Jobs had foreseen this and has refused to ship the phones until closer to the launch date.
Of course we don’t know if any of this story is true, but there is a picture. µ
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If you go to the page, it's coming from a section explaining that they use pics like ths for a chance to make jokes. They're having fun with ya! Enjoy the laugh.
No Christmas Trees were harmed in the making of this article.
It was a joke by Defamer. It's in their "Call To the Bullpen Section". They take photos and make up funny stories and captions to go with it.
Yes it was a spoof, a parody not real!And, this is the 21st century it's really not ok to refer to Kiefer's girl friend as his "bird"