The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing - Jeane Baptiste Colbert
Verily, we spluttered into our INQUIRER standard-issue coffee on finding the entry below posted on the venerable tome's pixel-pages.
But no sooner had we pointed to it in our popular pic of the day slot, than the INQUIRER'S favourite face was obliterated once again from the web's self-appointed journal of record.

The virtual book-burning is explained in a brief, note stating that the reason for the deletion is: "constant recreation by webzine "The Inquirer" [edit=sysop:move=sysop])".
This is a charge we strenuously deny. We have rattled various wiki-cages to see if we can flush out some parrots. ยต
See Also
Everywhere Girl defined in Urban Dictionary
Everywhere Girl: You're deleted
L'INQ
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