Mageek berates phone boy over 3GSM

IT'S ONE big show and there are obviously not enough journalists to go around. And the Mageek has grown impatient with fending off phone calls for Tony 'Tonethefone' Dennis.

Next week, the annual bean fest that is 3GSM – sorry, the Mobile World Congress – is taking place in that famously tolerant city of Barcelona.

For this particular occasion, CEOs and marketing geniuses emerge from their bunkers in the US and Israel in particular and decide it would be a jolly good idea to talk to a few European journalists.
They soon regret their actions when said journalists print stories that while being 'factually correct', don't convey the intended message.

Anyway, in the endeavour to track down suitable victims, the designated PR hacks and hackettes notice that long standing INQ contributor, Tonethefone, covers the mobile sector.

Do they go onto the show's web site and access Tone's details? Sadly, large numbers don't. Instead they call the Mageek hisself and demand the appropriate digits to contact our Tone.

Consequently his Madness has threatened seriously dire consequences if Tone doesn't find a fix for this. In a pathetic attempt to avoid certain near death, Tone has begged the INQ to publish this phone number.

It is 07050 336647 (that's 07050 DENNIS).

Hopefully this will stop all the calls to Castle Harrow where the Mageek presently resides. Or not. µ