THE US State Department seems to have found 400 laptops that it lost last week.
The laptops were supposed to be shipped out to "friendly" foreign police forces by the Diplomatic Security service until someone lost track of them.
The diplomats had a good rummage around a few days after the loss of the laptops was reported by www.cqpolitics.com.
An official told the publication that the laptops had now turned up though couldn't say where they were exactly.
A spokeswoman later sent CQ a prepared statement in which she said the laptops "have been accounted for and readied for shipment.”
She added: "We have not identified any missing laptops containing classified or personal, data."
But according to a mole CQ seems to have at the State Department, it hasn't the foggiest idea where loads of its laptops are.
An official in charge of computer equipment, John Streufert, warned of a “significant deficiency” of laptops at a meeting attended by the mole.
“We haven’t done well in the laptop department,” confessed Streufert.
The State Department also can't say whether the contents of its laptops are encrypted or not. µ
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State Department issues a press conference and it goes like this:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press and Citizens of the United States of America. We have suffered another loss at the hands of Al-Qaeda. Foreign terrorists on American soil launched an attack on 400 laptops and took them for ransom...

(A young man with an impreccable suit walks up to the podium and whispers something in the ear of the State Departments spokesperson)

Ladies and gentlemen, I just recieved break-through news, the cleaning crew found the laptops safe and sound in the basement...

Reporter: does this mean theres an attitude change in Al-Qaeda towards the West?