I have been alerted to vast sums of money in various poor as dirt countries such as Nigeria, Zimbabwe, Congo and dozens of other countries.
Relatives of various corrupt officials have apparently stashed away vast sums of money and need help liberating it.
To this end I am starting a small mercenary band to go and get this money by force.
Can I count on your support? I can get you a seat on the first parachute regiment going in.... but bring your own gun.
The Spamster Liberation Front [email address supplied]
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