They weren't very tall stalkers wanting to touch my clothes (which would have been difficult given the circumstances), but a couple of workmen in one of those dangly cradle wossnames fixing the Ramadan decorations that bedeck the whole side of the building.
It was very traumatic. [Not half as traumatic as it must have been for the poor sods outside - Ed]The second surprising thing was to discover a yawning Everywhere Girl on page five of my soaraway Gulf News. She's obviously seen it all before. µ
Unlike, say, users
Promise comes just a day before Ofcom releases long-awaited report
Prepare to be briefed by the shouty kitten wot finks it's a soldier