The complete list of exploding AMD laptops

The news reports are awash with inflamatory headlines flaming Dell and Apple over this.

Through it all, no one has taken a close look at the chipmakers, and AMD has had absolutely zero scrutiny over this deadly scourge.

With a bit of digging, we came up with a list of affected AMD based laptops, Turion and other models that are at immediate risk of blowing up. Be warned, and check the list of models, you are in immediate danger of fiery death.

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In other news, according to the evening news, large snakes are invading our forests, and they could eat pets or an unattended child.

Lock your doors, install bulletproof windows, and for the love of everything that is good and pure, lock your laptop in a fireproof safe. Marshmallows will cause cancer too, so don't keep any of them around, for your safety of course. µ