Cap'n Cyborg loses to boffinette in Weakest Link

A SPECIAL EDITION of BBC TV programme the Weakest Link saw nine boffins facing scary Ann Robinson this evening.

The line up included Kevin - Cap'n Cyborg - Warwick, dressed in a horrid dayglo orange shirt. Warwick is the man who dreams of silicon-human convergence.

A boffin called Rob, who specializes in artificial intelligence, was told by Robinson that he had no kind of intelligence, after being kicked off in round two. He described her as rather ‘rather cute', so confirming his lack of intelligence.

Kevin was the strongest link in round three.

Robinson asked him about AI, but when Warwick started to answer she told him she wanted to stay awake.

Warwick had never heard of Ren and Stimpy.

Sue and Kevin stitched up Gordon during a threesome, even though Cyborg was the weakest link.

So Sue and Kevin made it to the final. We were on the edges of our seat as it got close to the final.

The boffin and boffinette forgot to bank in the triple money round.

With 1280 UK pounds at stake, Cyborg went first in the final. Warwick lost in the last round.

He said that he was building a robot based on Ann Robinson, it wasn't very fast, not very intelligent but very nasty and rather evil.

Sheesh kebab!