The Everywhere Girl has gone nuts

WE ALL KNOW that fame and fortune goes to your head, and in the case of poor Everywhere Girl, it has devastating psychological consequences.

Luckily, there may be help available.

Thanks to the San Diego Reader (print edition - whatever that means), we now know the truth, EG is a bipolar depressed schitzo. I guess this means she will have to drop out of the many colleges she went to ( 1, 2, 3 and 4), sell her computers ( 1, 2 and 3), and get religion. Ah well, the jet set life was good while it lasted. Luckily, she has insurance.

Thanks to A. Nonymous Reader for the tip. µ