World's biggest plasma TV gets airing

SO, YOU THINK YOU have a big TV? Well, you are wrong, very wrong. Here is the 102 inch plasma set Samsung was showing at the Consumer Eelectronics Show last week, with me standing beside it. It was either showing a picture of giant ants, or the acid I took in the 60s is coming back to haunt me. Either way, the picture quality is really really good. No pixilization, no artifacts, no nothing. It just looked great.

I know what you are thinking, I am just under six feet, so it isn't that big, and besides, it is bulky. I mean it is almost four inches thick, how could they overlook that dimension, thin is in nowadays. Look at how hideous it is from the side.

So, if there is anyone from Samsung reading this, I am willing to overlook the depth flaw, please send me a demo unit. No, send me three of them, I need one for the bathroom, and I will be more than happy to give them a full review. Please. Whine. µ